SOS! — OUR DESTRUCTION BY CONSPIRACY THEORIES!!
SOS! My family and I were facing imminent death and enslavement by evil forces, a doom that was going to take place starting at MIDNIGHT, how apt and spooky is that? It’s tricky trying to escape from reaching MIDNIGHT, you are absolutely trapped unless you can knock together a time machine in short order. WE were doomed, doomed, I tell you DOOMED!!